AISubs v3.7
- Yamamoto Takao. - Yamamoto Shunsuke.
- Yamamoto. - Yamamoto.
Yamamoto Yamamoto and Kouyuzu!
- Everyone, happy new year! - Happy new year!
- It may be the second time, - Yes.
- but when you think of new year, you think of firsts. - Yes.
- The most famous one is probably "First dream". - Yes.
- "First Fuji, second Taka, and third Nasubi". - That's right.
- That's funny. - It is.
I don't know why it's called "acting school", but we're 25 years old now.
- We're 22 years old. - Yes.
- We have it! - We do!
- Wait... - It's more like "drawing school" than "drawing school".
I'm not saying it's bad. "First dream", "second Taka", "third Nasubi" are great.
- But it's too late. - It's too late!
We have to update it, we have to match it with the times.
- Let's make a new "first dream", "second Taka", "third Nasubi" with us! - Yes!
- Everyone, are you listening? - No, no!
It's a fun project, but honestly, there are some parts we haven't grasped.
It's like, "I'm worried about your short hair, so get me a machine".
- It's not "get me a machine", it's "get me a machine"! - It's not "get me a machine", it's "get me a machine"!
The "first dream", "third Nasubi" that we came up with this time...
To be honest, we can't judge it.
- We're too young. - Yes.
- So, as special judges, we're asking you for a favor. - Yes.
- It's no exaggeration to say it's a symbol of today's times, right? - Yes.
- To Neo-chan... - Oh!
- We're asking Neo-chan for a favor. - Hahaha!
- It's amazing, right? She has 1 million TikTok followers... - Wow!
- She has 1 million followers! - That's amazing!
- We can't win against her in terms of "modern". - We definitely can't.
- Her name is "neo". - That's true.
- It's "n-e-o". - That's amazing.
- It's "neo-neo". - Hahaha!
- It's "neo-neo". - That's amazing!
- I'm gonna get scolded. - No, you're gonna get scolded.
- You're gonna be the first one to be scolded. - Hahaha!
- We're asking you for a favor. - Yes!
- If you like this video and you agree with us... - Yes.
- Then we'll use this video as a reference. - Yes!
- This time, how about this? It's like a presentation. - Yes.
- I see. - So now you don't say anything but...
- I don't say a word... - That's right.
- A new... - NEO...
- Okay, let's do it!
19 minutes later...
- Do you want to choose some random words and do the game?
- Close your eyes and say "number 2" from above.
- "Ponpo"
- "Te".
- "Shikpo"
- "Geng".
- "Kira".
- "Te".
- "Tonpu"!
- For "yo" from above!
- "Po"!
- "Mo"!
- "Me"!
- Wow! - Wow!
- I'm gonna get mad at you for this. - Yeah, yeah.
First of all, I don't know why it's called Ichifuji Itagasanusui.
I think people in the past thought, "Isn't this better?"
- So I thought we should definitely change it. - That's right.
- First of all, let's take a look. - Okay.
This is the new Ichifuji Itagasanusui I made!
- Huh? - What's with that face?
- What? - What?
- I know what "ni" is. "Ni" is definitely "nibata," right?
- Correct! - It's definitely "nibata," right?
- "Nibata" is "nibata" for you two. - "Nibata" is "nibata."
- "Nibata" is "ni" for you two. - What?
- Can I say it now? - Yeah.
- It's Ichifuji Nibata Sandseki. - Wait a minute.
- I'm the only one who knows this, right? - Wow!
- Okay. - First, it's Ichifuji for you two.
- Then, it's Nibata for you two. - Then, it's Sandseki for you two.
- You're trying to make it fun, aren't you? - You!
- I thought it'd be easier for you to say it. - Yeah, yeah.
- I don't hate it. - Tetsuya, what's this? Yugo - shi?
- Oh, it's Yugo-shi. - Why?
- It's not funny, Tetsuya. You should buy it this year. - The background is too messy.
- Can we move on? - Can we move on?
- Can we move on to Ichikonda Nibata? - No!
- Why? - We can't move on!
- Let's go, let's go, let's go! - Let me go!
- Wow! - Wow!
Ichikonda Nibata
- Can we move on like this? - Yes.
- Do you want it? - I took good care of it.
- So, my Nibata is... - Ta-da!
- Oh! - What?
- What is it? - What is it?
- There are three cars, right? - Oh, I know! I know!
- You know? - Yeah!
The goal is different.
Sorry, I'm going to kick your ass.
No, no, no!
Scary, scary, scary.
- Okay, then. - Yes.
One diamond head, two pans and three shrimps.
- Close! You're almost right! - What?
- What is that? - What?
- What is that? - How did you know?
- It came up a lot. - What's that?
- One diamond head... - What?
- Mishan and three shrimps. - Mishan!
Yes!
You're almost right!
- Three Mishan and three shrimps. - Three shrimps! Nice!
- I wanted to wear it in Hawaii. - Oh, I see.
- So it's old in Japan? - Yeah, you have to wear it all.
- I thought it was a Lamborghini at first. - I can't ride it.
- This guy... - Wait, wait, wait!
- Wait for me! - What is this?
- What do you mean you can't ride it? - Hey, stop it!
- Wait, wait, wait! Lamborghini? No, it's not a Lamborghini.
- It's a Camaro. - I'll go next.
- Let's go! - Go!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Okay, it's my turn. - Okay.
Earlier, we were talking about memories and stuff like that.
But in the past, we used to say things like, "If you wear it, you'll get lucky."
- So we gathered our thoughts and did it. - Let's do it.
Here it is!
- You're really something! - I can't wear it!
- You look like you'd die! - Why are you putting mosaics all over it?
- I don't know what 1 and 1 are, but... - I can't do this!
- You're weak, so you can't fly a rocket. - So this is Ehara-san, right?
- What's 2? - 2 is Ehara, and Ehara is Irezuma, so...
- 1 is Ehara, and 3 is weak. - But Ehara is Yamamoto-san's hometown, right?
- Ehara and Yutaka... - 1 and 2 and 3 and Nasu - san...
- Nasu-san doesn't even have a 3, right? - It's just the order.
- It doesn't matter if it's 2 or 2 and 2 and Nasu - san looks like Kusuu, but it doesn't matter!
- It doesn't matter if it's 2 or 2 and Nasu-san looks like Kusuu, but it doesn't matter!
You're crazy!
[We'll show you what happened next!]
- You're such a good guy. - You're such a good guy.
- We finished it. - Huh?
Let's go to the next one.
[We'll show you what happened next!]
I'm not going!
Let's go.
[Next episode - Nasu and Kusuu's relationship!]
- For me, it's 1-Fuji, 2-Taka, 3-Nasu and 2-Fuji. - Yes.
I tried to figure out what it means, but...
- Fuji-san's wide back and Nasu-san's no hair. - Oh.
- So I tried to avoid injuries. - Oh.
That's what I was trying to do.
- Acting? - I tried to do something like that.
- So I made this. - Yes.
"1-Fuji, 2-Fat, 3-QR"!
- Q?! - Q?!
- What's Q?! - What's Q?!
So this is my LINE app.
You can write your own comic-style notes here.
- So you can enjoy it. - If you add something, who knows?
If you're going to do it, you can watch it and enjoy it.
"Why am I fat?" is one thing, but...
- Fat people are wealthy people. - Yes.
Wealthy people are famous for their good acting.
- Americans are famous for their "7-Eleven". - 7-Eleven.
So...
I ended up doing it this time, but...
I added a rainbow.
- A rainbow. - A rainbow.
- "Fat people are wealthy people." - Yes.
- It's true. - It's true.
If you have your own elements like LINE and other things...
- You can enjoy it. - You can enjoy it.
- It's a great idea. - It's great.
- It's a good idea. - Thank you.
This is the first time I'm clapping like this.
- Okay, last one. - Last one.
I didn't think of anything like you guys.
- Oh, me too? - I didn't think of anything like you guys.
- I'll explain it later. - Okay.
Okay!
One pizza, two pizza, three english fries...
FIRE!
- I did it! - I did it!
- I did it! I broke the TV! - Yes, yes, yes!
- That's not a picture I took in Hawaii.
- It looks like you're eating pizza again in Hawaii.
- Well, you know, there's pizza and stuff like that.
- There's two of them, but I feel like it's too wide.
- It's weird! - It's weird!
- What do you mean weird? - It's like M&S.
- Half of it doesn't matter at all!
- That's terrible...
- No, no, no, but...
- Surprisingly, I don't have a big belly.
- I really don't know if that's going to be number one.
- I don't know if you're going to break it or not.
- The "neo" part is "fire." - Oh, yeah.
- Well, we're all here now. - We're all here now.
- Let's send a title and a picture to "neo."
- Let's do it! - "neo," wait!
- The results are in! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- I'm really sorry for sending you so many weird pictures.
- I'll get right to it, but I can only say "top."
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
- I didn't want you to use your brains any more than that.
- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah.
- I'll look at the results, then. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I haven't seen it yet. - No, no, no.
- Whoa! - Excuse me.
- Oh! - Oh!
- This is amazing! - That's an amazing result!
- It is! - Then...
- "debu," "debu," "debu." - "debu," "debu."
- "anglia," "fire."
- The number of pictures "neo" thought would be good for acting is...
- One over two, or three over two!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- One over two, or three over two!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- What's going on?! - Whoa!
- "preview" of "diamond show"! - Whoa!
- Why?! You can't post it on Photoshop!
- I really couldn't post it. - Why?
- The reason is... - Yes?
- No matter where the ball came from, I knew I couldn't hit it.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- That's right. - That's how it is!
- Why?! - That's how it is!
- It's like, "thank you for playing with me."
- "Please post it first," you know?
- If it's like this, I'd like to ask you about it one last time.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- When you say, "I did it because I thought there was a reason,"
- you say it because you think there's a reason for it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You say it because you think there's a reason for it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'm so happy about this. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's a wonderful way of thinking of it. - Yeah, it is.
- He was a big fan of you back in the day. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- As expected of you, Neo-chan. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Tetsuya-san, please make one for us. - Iwata-san is not here right now...
- ...so we can't make one for you. - That's right.
- We can't make one for you. - It's a dream.
- Well, as an actor and actress... - Yeah.
- ...we'll cooperate with you this time. - Yeah.
- Neo-chan's... - Yeah.
- ...super smiley picture... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- ...and Tetsuya was there in the end. - Oh, yeah.
- We did make one for you. - Yeah, we have one for everyone!
- We have one for everyone! - Huh?!
- Taiko-kun and Neo-chan... - Yeah.
- They actually sent it to me. - Yeah, yeah.
- "Please make one for me." - "Please make one for me."
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- I'm gonna put that in last... - Yeah.
- "Let's end it here." - Yeah.
- It's too early for you to start putting it in, right? - Yeah.
- You should quit your job, Leo. - Quit my job?
- Quit my job?! - Quit my job?!
- I'm quitting my job next. - Uhh...
I'm sure you'll come back in the new year.
I'll be back next year, too.
I'm looking forward to next year's new first day of the year.
Next year, there will be a new first day of the year.
Who cares about that?
See you next year!
Bye-bye!
Is there a "see you next year" from the new year?